You're such a poor bastard! Extremely cock-driven as you are, you're stuck in the body of a little sausage! Your little cock is a puny creation of nature that you can't do anything with. I show you my sexy ass in these hot riding jeans. What's it like to have a small dick? I want to know, and I'll make you extremely horny with my jeans ass. Unfortunately, you'll never get any action with women because you're incapable of satisfying one. All you manage to do is amuse everyone because your dick is so tiny!