What a shame! You’d love to approach women who have an ass as sexy as mine, but you’re just not capable of it. Instead, you dream about what it would be like to touch such a gorgeous ass just once. Unfortunately, no woman will ever let you do that because you’re completely incompetent. You can’t win any woman over! As the owner of a small dick, you wouldn’t be able to make her happy, and any self-respecting woman would reject someone like you without even a moment of hesitation. You aren’t worthy of enjoying life’s pleasures and will be trapped in the loser class forever.