There’s nothing I love more than when gift packages from my slaves arrive at my home—packages where I don’t yet know what’s inside. I love being surprised with things that mean something to me, and my slaves know that too. Since I don’t want to waste my time on useless things, I hope for your sake that this is a gift that impresses me, vecause if you’re just wasting my time with it, I will punish you severely. But if you manage to impress me, then I will be generous. I’m curious to see what’s inside the package!