I trained you to be my stable boy, and then I find this! A bunch of mangled carrots! A pile of rotten soup greens that you were supposed to feed to the ponies. Now you and I are going to talk about what these carrots can still be used for because I don't like throwing food away. That's why I'm going to make some carrot mush, and it won't be for the ponies. Watch closely as I crush each carrot under my riding boots until the juice spreads everywhere. Carrots are excellent for processing and make such a nice loud cracking sound when I chop them up. I am your riding mistress, and you will eat my entire Carrot Crush!